January 2, 2007

I would like to start off by saying, Fuck you Florida Power and Light. As if its not enough that you charge me out the ass at increasing rates every year, you decide to change your employees prescription benefits from Cigna to Caremark. Did you tell anyone? nope. New cards? nope. So after sitting on hold for an hour with cigna to find out why all these numbers are rejecting I find out that FPL is no longer with Cigna they switched companies completely. Well fuck you too.

So then I had to tell people that their insurance has changed. fun. So rather than sit on hold with Caremark to find out everyones ID#'s I ust used socials. The group is FPLRX by the way if anyone needs it. Social secuity number, person code 01, put in the group and keep it movin. We can switch to their ID#s when/if they get their new cards.

Fuckin' ridiculous.

Doctor's offices reopening and sending prescriptions by phone, fax, and messenger pigeons.

People screaming that it doesn't matter if their insurance coverage ended on December 31st, the prescription was written in november so it still counts... right... lets call the insurance and explain that to them. They are people too so I am sure they will completely understand.... oh oh wait they care about as much as i do at this point, maybe a little less. Because they have no soul, they are a corporation, a separate legal entity... an entity that makes lots of money and could give a shit less about you. While you were drinking and having oh so much fun on new year's eve maybe you should have swung by the pharmacy, we were open, and dropped off your "life saving" blood pressure pills that you have had since november and haven't refilled since july.

Oh and for the last damn time, if you have multiple prescriptions you need to come through the first lane of the drive-thru. It's a tube people not a magic transportation device. Laws of physics still apply and your big ass box of albuterol inhalation solution won't fit. And you can't walk over to the window. No no no! If you get hit your problem, if you get hit while I am serving you, my problem. See how that works? Not risking a lawsuit because you are lazy.

Medicaid... you know I'm not even going to go there right now. Well... happy new year.