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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Pre-christmas Rush

I think i deserve time and a half for December 23. Because that s the day that everyone says "oh shit let me fill this prescription i have had all month before Christmas gets here and the pharmacy is closed."
Word to the wise, corpo-pharmacies have no soul, so therefore no religion, we are open on christmas. 24 hours as usual. so no need to rush and scream that your amlodipine has to be filled in the next 15 minutes or your heart will explode.
Yelling at me in Spanish for asking you a question in English doesn't make me work harder on your prescription. Just the opposite actually, I call for a Spanish translation and move on to the next thing. Oh you can speak English now? Sorry I would hate for anything to get lost in translation, the translator will be here soon.

After running around the pharmacy checking everything I possibly could for a prescription that was presumably "lost" I told the person that I have no record of Marie ------. Oh it was under Nicole. no I didn't ask that 10 minutes ago if it was under any one else, if you were sure this was the right family member. Nope not me. ....I couldn't help the face that i pulled so i plucked out the right bag gave it to the tech at the register and said ring her out for me. They said the attitude wasn't necessary, so I cut a look and left the area. They waited for me to walk back ot to say that I was going to hell for being so "deplorable" near Jesus' birthday. I told them that that wasn't really their call. They were less than pleased.

IF YOU CAN NOT VERIFY ANYTHING ABOUT A PRESCRIPTION I WILL NOT SELL IT TO YOU. I don't care if you say it is your husbands, it's a control and even if it was motrin you can't even tell me the birth date so no you can't have it. Cursing at me and screaming does nothing but make my hand inch towards the phone to call the police because now you are acting like a drug seeker.

"have you ever had any prescriptions filled here?" Does not mean at our competitor around the corner.


oh and if you think I can call your doctor for a prescription at 7:30 pm on December 23, then you are more delusional than I originally thought when you asked for an emergency supply of cialis.

I should have spent winter break with my ass firmly planted in my couch. But alas I need the money.